An Ode To Vegetable Oil

Oil of veggie you kick so much ass,

Your yellow demeanor belies your true sass.

Letterpress cleanup is always a chore,

But you make it so easy to do and what's more -

There are no toxic fumes burning inside my nose,
And my small future spawn will not come with webbed toes!

Your myriad of uses really is quite a stunt,

You polish wood floors, and you make a great bundt!

Veggie oil, I hope that we're friends for all time,
Now this is the end of my a-ma-zing rhyme.